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Missionary Positions (2005)
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Movie Night: Missionary Positions

Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
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Chemistry Vol. 1 porn DVD by Tristan Taormino, lying on an orange blanket with a container of arousal cream on top.
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New arrival: Chemistry 1 and Cleopatra’s Secret

I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
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9 to 5: Days in Porn documentary DVD cover
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Porn documentaries (the good news)

There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:...
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Porn, degradation, and Khan Tusion

When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
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Pornfail: Popsicle “fun”

This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
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Review: Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes

There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
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DVD cover of Billy Castro Does the Mission, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Billy Castro Does the Mission

So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the...
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Review: Bree & Sasha

Genre: LesbianDirector: Andre MadnessLength: 2 hours, 5 minutesCast: Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Ava Rose, Lisa Neils, Angie Savage, Lexxi Tyler,...
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The Girl Next Door (2004)
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Movie Night: The Girl Next Door

If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
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The Price of Pleasure DVD cover
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Porn documentaries (the bad news)

The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
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Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
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Two women licking an enormous black butt plug that looks... smudged.
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Pornfail: Mmm, rubber

Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
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Pornfail: Pussy painting

Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
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Review: Bi Pole Her #3

Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
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DVD cover of Bordello, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Bordello

This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...
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Review: Brent Corrigan’s Summit

Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin...
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