August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series. I am enamored with the first Seven Minutes...
I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the...
January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno...
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...