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Jack-off Journal #3

December 10th, 2009 Having received an orange Jimmyjane Little Chroma in the mail from a Halloween giveaway I didn’t know I...
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It’s Courtney Trouble week!

If you don’t know who Courtney Trouble is, you should get on that. Creator of the groundbreaking queer porn site...
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Review: Nostalgia

Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden...
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Review: Speakeasy

I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an...
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 2

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven 2

I was really impressed by Seven Minutes in Heaven, so I was practically foaming at the mouth to watch Seven Minutes in...
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Review: Roulette Berlin

Roulette Berlin follows in the footsteps of Roulette Dirty South and the original Roulette; it is a film composed of...
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 4

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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Review: Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes

There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
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Review: Roulette

Roulette is Courtney Trouble’s first film, so sure — it’s clumsy. It’s awkward. The production values are lacking. It’s shot...
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 1

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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DVD cover of Seven Minutes in Heaven, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven

Billed as the “first ever gonzo queer film,” Seven Minutes in Heaven is a reality porn film that gathers a...
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Review: Roulette Dirty South

Roulette Dirty South is the second installment in Courtney Trouble’s Roulette series, which consists of vignette-style films. Per its name,...
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 3

Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
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DVD cover of Bordello, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Bordello

This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...
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Jack-off Journal #4

January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
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