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Review: Girls Girls Girls II

Review: Girls Girls Girls II

Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes, and luckily, it doesn’t take the ’80s theme too far. Actually, Kimberly Kane’s crimped hair and Sasha Grey’s iridescent spandex are pretty damn hot. Penny Flame’s scene with Allister and Cadence St. John is, by far, the best on the disc. Penny jaunts back and forth between two rooms, licking Cadence’s pussy, then Allister’s. Nothing else goes on. Just pussy licking (well, there’s a smidgen of a plot, but whatever). Allister and Cadence don’t reciprocate — Penny just ravages them, and it’s mesmerizingly hot. Penny has some serious skills. The other stand-out scene is, unsurprisingly, the one between Sasha Grey . . . read more

More real than usual

More real than usual

Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can all be excited. Behold: a fake vulva molded from the body of pornstar April Flores. It’s not on the market yet, but should be in a few months. Until then, April posted some sexy photos from her visit to Topco to ogle the prototype. I’m actually impressed by the packaging, or what I can read of it. The front of the box calls the toy a “Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy,” which is frankly a much better description of the toy than I was expecting. Of course it does insist upon prefacing the pussy with a generally accepted adjective, but it could . . . read more

Porn documentaries (the good news)

Porn documentaries (the good news)

There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing: a new documentary called 9 to 5: Days in Porn. This is a real look at the porn business and the people in it, not some half-baked piece of junk that perpetuates lies about the industry. Filmed over the course of a year, this documentary is structured by “episodes” that weave together the lives of porn stars and industry gurus. Sounds amazing already, right? Also consider the fact that it focuses on some of my favorite porn stars, such as Roxy Deville, Sasha Grey and Belladonna, and the cinematography looks really top-notch. Now you see why I am squirming with . . . read more

Hot scenes: Roxy Deville + Steven St. Croix

Hot scenes: Roxy Deville + Steven St. Croix

Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me! This scene from Naughty Office Vol. 3 made it worth my while to slog through 35 minutes of weak vibrations from the Durex Play Vibrations Focus (a disposable finger vibrator). I credit the porn with making me cum, not the vibrator. Roxy has called Steven St. Croix her “favorite porno guy of all time,” and it shows. Both of them are moaning up a storm! That could be annoying to some people, but not to me. It actually seems genuine. I’ve heard Roxy moan in other videos and the moaning she does in this scene seems more raw and uninhibited. There’s nothing . . . read more

Politics 'n' pornstars

Politics ‘n’ pornstars

I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have been great events to watch and eat pizza during. Today, however, I came across something I never wanted to know existed: a Barack Obama dildo. There are just so many things wrong with it… first of all, it’s a horrendous “golden” color. It’s 2 inches in diameter (my vagina hurts just thinking about it). And, oh yeah, it looks nothing like Barack Obama. Do they actually think people will be attracted to this thing? The real Barack Obama is far more attractive. Rest assured, however, that it is phthalate free! I’ve also been wondering how sales have been going for . . . read more

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