I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...