June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
It’s that time… time to move into the next phase of my What would you do for a Pure Wand?...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Reading The Big Book of Sex Toys, I learned that it’s hard to read a book about subject I already...
Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
When Sexcuse Moi asked if I wanted to do a special promotion and offer a discount on a certain toy,...
Your boyfriend seems to be pretty comfortable with your reviewing. I’m curious about your choice to remain anonymous since you...
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning...