The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
rabbits
Also known as dual vibes, these toys provide clitoral and vaginal stimulation at the same time. Back in the day the clitoral part was always shaped like an animal, often bunny ears, hence the name “rabbit.” I really just don’t like this type of toy very much.
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...