The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
