I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
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This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...