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Sex toys that have deep, resonant vibrations, as opposed to surface-level buzzy vibrations. Rumbly vibrations are less likely to numb, and therefore more stimulating.

The Eroscillator standing proudly on a table, with the Ultra Soft Fingertip attachment (marshmallow) on it.
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Review: Eroscillator

You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
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Me holding the mighty Eroscillator, with the pillowy marshmallow attachment.
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Guest Review: Eroscillator

I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
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Wahl, Hitachi, Rock Box
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Review: Rock Box

Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
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The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.
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Review: Mona 2

It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
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We-Vibe Tango rechargeable bullet vibrator in a wooden bowl full of seashells.
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Review: Tango

Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
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We-Vibe Tango Glow (pink) and Dusk (gray-blue) Pleasure Mate Collection
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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
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L'Amourose Rosa and Rosa Rouge vibrators in a windowsill.
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Review: Rosa and Rosa Rouge

It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
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LELO Siri 2 vibrator on top of a bunch of sun-bleached rocks.
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Review: Siri 2

FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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Wahl All-Body Massager vibrator
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Review: Wahl

The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
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We-Vibe Touch hanging out in a tiny adorable casserole dish.
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Review: Touch

Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
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Fun Factory Big Boss G5 rechargeable vibrator on a wooden table.
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Review: Big Boss G5

The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
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Eroscillator Top Deluxe and Eroscillator 2 Plus next to each other on the floor.
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Eroscillator 2 Plus vs. Top Deluxe: is 35% more power worth $55 more?

For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
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The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.
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I got back-ups of my favorite vibrator and life is perfect

I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
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Minna Limon rechargeable vibrator chillin' in a snow bank.
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Review: Limon

I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
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Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).
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Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
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Doxy Don and Doxy Die Cast on a desk. The Nuzzle Tip attachment is on the Doxy Die Cast's head.
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Review: Doxy Massager (Die Cast) and The Don

Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
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