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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
    Banter

    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

    A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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A decade of sex blogging

October 12, 2017
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A sex blogger by any other name

September 3, 2016
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
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A short guide to life beyond EdenFantasys

June 21, 2013
...people! Even if you think they might not reply or follow back. Leave comments on sex blogs. In the world of sex blogging, the comment section is not dead. It’s actually a great way to show bloggers some love and alert them to your existence at the same time. Follow...
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Announcing the Amplified Voices Sex Blogger Scholarship!

July 6, 2017
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April Fool's!

April Fooled!

April 2, 2010
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Armed and ready for Catalyst

March 11, 2013
You guys, CatalystCon is happening. Like, really soon. In just a couple days, I will be traveling alone for the...
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Ask Piph #8

March 14, 2016
I’ve been on the search for a gold silicone dildo for a while and I can’t seem to find one....
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Blogger is leaving adult bloggers out in the cold; what now?

February 24, 2015
I first wrote this post on June 26, 2013, when Blogger changed its content policy in order to prohibit the...
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The Business of Blogging About Sex is back! Me and JoEllen Notte looking cute and erady to teach.
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Calling aspiring sex bloggers: my online class is back!

May 22, 2017
Do you dream of becoming a sex blogger — or becoming a better sex blogger? Like the idea of an...
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CatalystCon East: sponsorship, a panel, and… a live studio audience

January 25, 2014
You may have heard — I’m going to CatalystCon East again this year. What you may not know, and should know,...
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Welcome to my life. Sex toys all around, a laptop, measuring tape, coffee, batteries...
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Epiphora’s beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and blogging

February 13, 2013
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
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Five hundred

June 11, 2013
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
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Friends I’ve made along the way

August 20, 2010
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
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Friends who have sex with each other

July 12, 2014
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
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I can’t sum up CatalystCon

November 12, 2013
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
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I’m teaching a class!

June 25, 2014
Ever since I started speaking on panels with other lovely industry peeps, I’ve been energized to spread the gospel of...
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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

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