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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

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    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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Silicone is the premiere soft body-safe sex toy material. It’s the best because it’s non-porous, odorless, and exceedingly easy to clean. But beware of sex toy packaging claiming a toy is 100% silicone, as it may not be. Only trusted companies such as Tantus, Vixen Creations, LELO, Fun Factory, Je Joue, Jimmyjane, and We-Vibe use pure silicone for all their toys.

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Fun Factory Cobra Libre, looking like a funny car with a weird mouth, getting rained on by droplets of water.
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Hell Yes: Cobra Libre

March 7, 2010
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
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Review: Carter

February 25, 2017
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
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Review: Dame Eva

December 17, 2016
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
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LELO Siri 2 vibrator on top of a bunch of sun-bleached rocks.
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Review: Siri 2

May 21, 2016
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei

June 4, 2014
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
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LELO Gigi rechargeable G-spot vibrator
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Review: Gigi

January 31, 2009
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
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Review: Leo

October 24, 2012
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
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Review: Ida

October 10, 2013
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
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Je Joue Rabbit Bullet and G-Spot Bullet vibrators on a table next to a large golden fish sculpture.
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Review: Je Joue Bullets (Rabbit + G-Spot)

December 10, 2018
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
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Tantus Magma, Tantus Splash, Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish, and Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 lying on colorful striped canvas.
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Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma

March 24, 2019
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
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Review: Sqweel 2

October 31, 2012
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
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Review: Echo

July 11, 2009
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
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Review: Talula

August 6, 2010
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
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Hell Yes: We-Vibe delves into cock rings and butt plugs

June 7, 2017
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
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Review: Wild Stripes dildo

June 17, 2014
Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they...
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LELO Hula Beads in the snow.
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Review: Hula Beads

November 19, 2014
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
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