Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
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I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...