In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
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Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...