It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...