Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...