EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
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I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
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