Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...