If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
surrounding tips
Toys with prongs, ears, and other tips meant to surround the clit. Sometimes they’re wonderful; sometimes they fail miserably.
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
