One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known...
Tantus
Tantus is a sex toy manufacturer best known for its 100% silicone dildos and butt plugs. I love a lot of their stuff, including the Cush O2, Echo, Ryder, and Magma. Their tiny dildos are adorable and they have an incredible closeout section. Cheap cheap cheap silicone toys!
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
Most important news first, y’all: Fun Factory’s Stronic G is a REVELATION. Like the other Stronics, this toy thrusts all...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
