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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

  • Guides
    Guides

    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
    Banter

    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

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    Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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Tantus

Tantus is a sex toy manufacturer best known for its 100% silicone dildos and butt plugs. I love a lot of their stuff, including the Cush O2, Echo, Ryder, and Magma. Their tiny dildos are adorable and they have an incredible closeout section. Cheap cheap cheap silicone toys!

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Review: Alumina Pace

July 3, 2009
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s...
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2015

December 31, 2015
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
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Review: Cush O2

July 16, 2012
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
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Review: Echo

July 11, 2009
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
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RECHARGEABLE! MAGIC WAND!
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Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi

February 18, 2015
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
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Sneak peek at the new Tantus Curve

May 23, 2009
As a graduation present to myself, I ordered two dildos from Tantus’ grab bag section: the Twist and the Acute...
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Tantus Sherbet and old packaging

October 27, 2010
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
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Review: Alumina Revolve & Motion

January 17, 2009
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
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Tantus Goddess silicone vibrating dildo (with my coffee)
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Review: Goddess

May 6, 2011
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
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ALL GREEN sex toys! YES!
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Giveaway: Green sex toys for everyone!

February 28, 2011
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
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Review: Splash

November 20, 2012
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
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Legend for my header

April 12, 2011
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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Sex toy news: silicone paddles and self-lubricating vibrators

March 29, 2013
Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
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Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an oddly-shaped mini vibe (my girlfriend: "it's like someone said, make it look like a penis AND a vulva"), and Bi Stronic Fusion,
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Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

November 7, 2015
Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
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Review: Ryder

July 26, 2011
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
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Guest Review: Alumina Motion

June 23, 2010
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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