When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...