When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...