I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...