I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...