On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
Topco
Topco is one of the big four sex toy manufacturers, in addition to California Exotic, Doc Johnson, and Pipedream. They make generic things and sometimes really upsetting things.
The We-Vibe 4 is almost here. It’s smaller than the We-Vibe 3, with a much-improved remote. But it’s only available...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
