Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
Vibratex
Vibratex has been around since 1983, and you can kinda tell in their designs. They make a lot of rabbit vibrators, particularly the popular Rabbit Habit, but my favorite things they make are the legendary Magic Wand Rechargeable and Magic Wand Plus.
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
My boyfriend is very, very attached to his hand. He has perfected his method of masturbation: five minutes or so,...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known...
Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...