My boyfriend is very, very attached to his hand. He has perfected his method of masturbation: five minutes or so,...
Vibratex
Vibratex has been around since 1983, and you can kinda tell in their designs. They make a lot of rabbit vibrators, particularly the popular Rabbit Habit, but my favorite things they make are the legendary Magic Wand Rechargeable and Mystic Wand.
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...
2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got...
One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
