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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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All posts tagged “vibrators.” Usually, reviews of vibrators. So there’s a lot here, because my life has been dedicated to vibrators.

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Review: Be Be

May 29, 2009
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
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Review: My Mini Miracle Massager

December 7, 2009
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
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Fun Factory G-Twist
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Review: G-Twist

January 21, 2009
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
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LELO Siri 2 vibrator on top of a bunch of sun-bleached rocks.
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Review: Siri 2

May 21, 2016
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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Review: Elle clitoral dancer

December 23, 2008
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
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We-Vibe Tango rechargeable bullet vibrator in a wooden bowl full of seashells.
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Review: Tango

January 21, 2014
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
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The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.
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Review: Mona 2

November 12, 2012
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
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Review: Rider

August 7, 2009
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
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Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.
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Review: Ora 2

December 15, 2014
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
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Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a zig-zag-patterned rainbow crocheted blanket.
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Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable

May 26, 2015
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
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Giveaway: the runaway dildo

April 11, 2014
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
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Xtassie Cocomini vibrator
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Review: Cocomini

February 9, 2010
There are a lot of vibrators in the world, but few that charge via USB. That’s why I wanted the...
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BMS Factory Leaf vibrator line, looking very greeeeen.
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Hell Yes: Leaf

November 14, 2011
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
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BMS Factory Leaf Life rechargeable vibrator
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Review: Life

May 10, 2012
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
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Review: Sally Seal

February 1, 2008
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
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Topco U Touch Side vibrator.
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Review: U Touch Side

July 30, 2013
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
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