The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
It’s a tickle extravaganza! The folks at Tickle are letting me give away a Tickler! Ticklers are adorable little silicone...
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Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
Look at me! I started a YouTube account for making videos of sex toys! This one is of the Gyrating...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...