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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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All posts tagged “vibrators.” Usually, reviews of vibrators. So there’s a lot here, because my life has been dedicated to vibrators.

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LELO Ina rechargeable vibrator, on top of the "naked people puzzle," as my family calls it
Sex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Review: Ina

June 14, 2010
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
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LELO Mona Wave rechargeable G-spot vibrator on a rainy cement surface.
Air Flow, Thrusters & MovementGreatest HitsSex Toy Reviews

Review: Mona Wave

January 26, 2015
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
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Nomi Tang Getaway Wild, LELO Ella, LELO Gigi.
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Review: Getaway Wild

December 29, 2010
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
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Joy Finger, a vibrator with a bandaid-colored human-like finger-shaped sleeve on the end.
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Um, No: “Joy” Finger

March 2, 2010
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
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Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.
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Review: Ora 2

December 15, 2014
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
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Review: Rider

August 7, 2009
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
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A bunch of pebble-shaped wooden objects.
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Hell Yes: Woodvibes

March 30, 2010
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
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We-Vibe Tango rechargeable bullet vibrator in a wooden bowl full of seashells.
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Review: Tango

January 21, 2014
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
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All hail the Vibratex Mystic Wand! On a desk next to a cute container of colorful sharpie pens.
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Review: Mystic Wand

January 12, 2011
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
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Review: Waterproof Slender Probe

June 20, 2009
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
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Welp, this is about as interesting as I could make it look. Jimmyjane Form 4 lying on some metal thing on my balcony.
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Review: Form 4

November 28, 2011
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
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California Exotics Turbo Glider
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Review: Turbo Glider

March 28, 2008
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
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Jimmyjane Form 6 vibrator
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Review: Form 6

June 8, 2010
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
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Review: Durex Play Vibrations Focus

October 20, 2008
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
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Obama will be president, and seven other awesome things

November 4, 2008
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
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Review: Xtreme Kit

March 22, 2009
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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