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It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
