Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I was too. And sadly, having tried it now,...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
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My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...