I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
I received nearly 30 entries to my contest to win the Epiphora-approved Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, making this contest my...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
