I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
...I'm trying to get #DumpHimBuyAMona to catch on, but the fact of my Mona dying in the middle of a jack-off session is definitely A Thing I Tweet About. A Lot. Although my Mona has a run time of 2.5 hours, I forget to charge it in between sessions and then this happens: https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421914863602892800 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915483642667008 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915628958543872...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
