The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
