Vice Merchants

Review: Vice Merchants erotic sheets

Review: Vice Merchants erotic sheets

While I’m generally a pretty frugal person, there are a handful things in life I don’t like to skimp on: coffee, toilet paper, sex toys, and bed sheets. I’m no sheet connoisseur, but I’ve been known to become irrationally angry if I have to sleep in pilly sheets. That’s a step above my mom, at least. A few months ago I received a suspicious email from a company hawking “erotic bedsheets.” Having seen all the ways this industry can go awry, my immediate mental image was not a cute one. I pictured sheets featuring grotesque porno images. Sheets that absorb ejaculate or repel lube. Something that would be an insult to the word “erotic.” Basically, I pictured these: But that is not . . . read more

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