Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
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It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...