When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
Look at me! I started a YouTube account for making videos of sex toys! This one is of the Gyrating...
As you may know, LELO was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
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In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
