Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...