Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...