You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
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Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
There are a lot of vibrators in the world, but few that charge via USB. That’s why I wanted the...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...