Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...