Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...