Zini

Hell Yes: Everything Zini is making?

Hell Yes: Everything Zini is making?

This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read descriptions? Too bad — YOU CAN’T. This is all you get, loser. Ah, carrot-dangling at its finest (and most frustrating). Well played, Zini. Well played. My predictions about each toy’s features: Donut: Dispenses donuts after use Namison: Makes car racing sounds as you thrust Seed & Bud: Impregnates you with vibrator robot babies — with no option to disable impregnation Chu: Coos at you and laughs at your jokes by saying “LOL” Psi: Doubles as a kitchen device for cracking nuts and stirring shit (…with your mind) While we wait for August to roll around, friends, any thoughts on what . . . read more

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