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How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
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Review: Champion

Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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