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“Someone I would trust with the safety and happiness of my genitals any day.”
“The Samantha Bee of our nether regions.”
HEY. I’m Epiphora. This is my sex toy review blog. Other people are culinary experts or music aficionados; I’ve made it my life’s work to masturbate with as many sex toys as possible. My clit is grizzled. My vagina is discerning. My butt has seen some things.
I’m a queer, cat-loving, pink-hating feminist. This blog is my job, although I also work at a local sex toy boutique and spend the rest of my time engrossed by serial killer documentaries and Tegan & Sara banter videos.
Have more questions? My comprehensive FAQ page might have the answer.
Interested in a particular sex toy or type of sex toy? Flip through my toybox. The toys with hearts next to them are the ones I love, and the ones with Xs next to them suck so badly they probably resulted in a hilarious review.