The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When I saw the person I fisted outside of our sex parties, I didn’t immediately reminisce about my hand having been in their vagina. For the fourth of July, we read tarot around a fire and messed around in a tent. I strapped... Keep Reading

Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.
Not something you hear often, is it? But it’s true: for over a decade, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet. Highly trusted and well-known for my snarky yet authentic sex toy reviews, I’ve been called “the Samantha Bee of our nether regions.” Welcome to Hey Epiphora, where the lube flows like wine, the G-spot isn’t a mystery, and masturbation sessions frequently end with me wondering, “did humans even test this?!”
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