The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
