There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
Sex Toy Reviews
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I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
While I’m generally a pretty frugal person, there are a handful things in life I don’t like to skimp on:...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
It’s hard to describe Liberator shapes to people. The word “shape” doesn’t exactly evoke much, so sometimes you have to resort...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
