While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
Pussy a Go Go is a fake documentary about a traveling burlesque carnival show — or, rather, the (often sexual)...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
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What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
I knew the Tantus Ripple would be amazing. How? Well, for one, Tantus can do no wrong; their toys are...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
Roulette Berlin follows in the footsteps of Roulette Dirty South and the original Roulette; it is a film composed of...