A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Genre: BisexualDirector: Chi Chi LaRueLength: 1 hour, 25 minutesCast: Cameron Marshall, Ryan Alexander, Lola, Lee Stephens, Shy Love, Britney Amber,... Keep Reading
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real... Keep Reading
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot... Keep Reading
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone... Keep Reading
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful... Keep Reading
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing... Keep Reading
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,... Keep Reading
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:... Keep Reading
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why... Keep Reading
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it... Keep Reading
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the... Keep Reading
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,... Keep Reading
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it... Keep Reading
