I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
There’s been some hoopla and excitement surrounding this new toy company, Evolved Novelties, so when I was offered the opportunity...
So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the...
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
You probably don’t know this, but I’m fucking in love with Sliquid. I love their H2O and Sassy lubes, which are...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin...
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
