Kama Sutra Love Liquid is water-based, but the untrained eye and vagina might think it silicone-based. It is insanely thin.... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,... Keep Reading
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8... Keep Reading
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,... Keep Reading
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it... Keep Reading
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,... Keep Reading
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care... Keep Reading
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,... Keep Reading
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for... Keep Reading
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,... Keep Reading
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in... Keep Reading
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throe is my third Liberator Throe. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have... Keep Reading
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the... Keep Reading
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan, about nine minutes long. As you might imagine,... Keep Reading
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I... Keep Reading
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a... Keep Reading
