Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob as though it were male. It is going...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
I have been, until now, a slave to the sink. After each session — sometimes right after, sometimes an hour...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
