There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
You probably don’t know this, but I’m fucking in love with Sliquid. I love their H2O and Sassy lubes, which are...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
