The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole... Keep Reading
Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series. I am enamored with the first Seven Minutes... Keep Reading
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my... Keep Reading
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles... Keep Reading
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco... Keep Reading
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in... Keep Reading
A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery... Keep Reading
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s... Keep Reading
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a... Keep Reading
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all.... Keep Reading
Look at me! I started a YouTube account for making videos of sex toys! This one is of the Gyrating... Keep Reading
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy... Keep Reading
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,... Keep Reading
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will... Keep Reading
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the... Keep Reading
