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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I am delighted. I’ve heard all the gushing about...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
