I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
Ever since the line of Sex in a Can Fleshlights came out, I’ve wanted to snag one for my boyfriend....
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
LELO is a sex toy company that listens to people. When consumers loved their uniquely-shaped Gigi, they invented a dildo version named...
I’ll admit I scoffed at Real Housewife of Atlanta Kandi Burruss’ new line of sex toys, Bedroom Kandi. Look, I’m not into...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
I have been, until now, a slave to the sink. After each session — sometimes right after, sometimes an hour...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
