Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
Sex Toy Reviews
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The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
How hard is it to review a massage oil? It must be hard, as I have been procrastinating writing this...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
