When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of... Keep Reading
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot... Keep Reading
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head... Keep Reading
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is beyond ridiculous; it features a jungle scene with... Keep Reading
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded... Keep Reading
How hard is it to review a massage oil? It must be hard, as I have been procrastinating writing this... Keep Reading
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:... Keep Reading
I have been, until now, a slave to the sink. After each session — sometimes right after, sometimes an hour... Keep Reading
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why... Keep Reading
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor... Keep Reading
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of... Keep Reading
Roulette is Courtney Trouble’s first film, so sure — it’s clumsy. It’s awkward. The production values are lacking. It’s shot... Keep Reading
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight.... Keep Reading
Genre: GayDirector: George DuroyLength: 2 hours, 15 minutesCast: Josh Elliot, Ethan Clarke, Benjamin Bloom, Jeff Daniels, Ralph Woods, Alex Orioli,... Keep Reading
You probably don’t know this, but I’m fucking in love with Sliquid. I love their H2O and Sassy lubes, which are... Keep Reading
