The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist... Keep Reading
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You probably don’t know this, but I’m fucking in love with Sliquid. I love their H2O and Sassy lubes, which are... Keep Reading
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If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin... Keep Reading
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Kama Sutra Love Liquid is water-based, but the untrained eye and vagina might think it silicone-based. It is insanely thin.... Keep Reading
Allow me a little embarrassment; I’ve never reviewed an arousal cream before. So I don’t really know how to compare... Keep Reading
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I have been, until now, a slave to the sink. After each session — sometimes right after, sometimes an hour... Keep Reading
I have only owned one bottle of lube in my life (although I have tested quite a few at sex toy... Keep Reading