It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
...As we walk up the stairs into the Kink.com Armory, a horde of skateboarding stoners asks, “hey, are you guys models?!” When we don’t reply, they yell, “YOU ARE, AREN’T YOU!?” The tour guide shows us a padded cell, interrogation room, slaughterhouse, kitchen complete with fake food, bathroom, doctor’s office, gym where they...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this....
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
