The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist... Keep Reading
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Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common... Keep Reading
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took... Keep Reading
I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this.... Keep Reading
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t... Keep Reading
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5... Keep Reading
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I... Keep Reading
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop.... Keep Reading
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was... Keep Reading
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I... Keep Reading
