The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this....
...I'm trying to get #DumpHimBuyAMona to catch on, but the fact of my Mona dying in the middle of a jack-off session is definitely A Thing I Tweet About. A Lot. Although my Mona has a run time of 2.5 hours, I forget to charge it in between sessions and then this happens: https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421914863602892800 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915483642667008 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915628958543872...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
