I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring. Of wanting your wife to... Read More
Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in my life and sex toys!... Read More
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common knowledge, clueless as that may... Read More
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words, popularized by bloggers and educators... Read More
[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older and newer lists!] 2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging... Read More
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that smelled like a new shower... Read More
[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older and newer lists!] 2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight... Read More
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most toys, the toy has to... Read More
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this rollicking good time of a... Read More
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept flittering into my mind: buzzy. Ugh,... Read More
I’ve been on the search for a gold silicone dildo for a while and I can’t seem to find one. I just wanna pretend I’m... Read More
What’s that, you say? You wanna be a badass sex blogger and pay the bills? Uncover my blogging secrets? Find out all my strange productivity... Read More
[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older and newer lists!] What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it... Read More
Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your vaginal opening? OKAY, WORLD, I... Read More
I first wrote this post on June 26, 2013, when Blogger changed its content policy in order to prohibit the monetization of adult content. At... Read More
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold, I’m not mentioned at all... Read More