I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring. Of wanting your wife to... Keep Reading
Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in my life and sex toys!... Keep Reading
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common knowledge, clueless as that may... Keep Reading
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words, popularized by bloggers and educators... Keep Reading
2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got verified on Twitter (a longtime... Keep Reading
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that smelled like a new shower... Keep Reading
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging that. But this is also... Keep Reading
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most toys, the toy has to... Keep Reading
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this rollicking good time of a... Keep Reading
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept flittering into my mind: buzzy. Ugh,... Keep Reading
I’ve been on the search for a gold silicone dildo for a while and I can’t seem to find one. I just wanna pretend I’m... Keep Reading
What’s that, you say? You wanna be a badass sex blogger and pay the bills? Uncover my blogging secrets? Find out all my strange productivity... Keep Reading
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you. I got emotional about what... Keep Reading
Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your vaginal opening? OKAY, WORLD, I... Keep Reading
I first wrote this post on June 26, 2013, when Blogger changed its content policy in order to prohibit the monetization of adult content. At... Keep Reading
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold, I’m not mentioned at all... Keep Reading
