It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
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