Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
Greetings, readers. This isss Boris speaking. I am the wrinkly grey cat from Instagrams, you know me. Hallo. Today is very...
Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Being a niche blog, and one dedicated to something that a percentage of inhabitants of earth refuse to even talk...
So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential...
