Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party... Keep Reading
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out... Keep Reading
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s... Keep Reading
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just... Keep Reading
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just... Keep Reading
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and... Keep Reading
Greetings, readers. This isss Boris speaking. I am the wrinkly grey cat from Instagrams, you know me. Hallo. Today is very... Keep Reading
Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you... Keep Reading
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are... Keep Reading
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day this year, but the... Keep Reading
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only... Keep Reading
Being a niche blog, and one dedicated to something that a percentage of inhabitants of earth refuse to even talk... Keep Reading
So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential... Keep Reading
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax Of... Keep Reading
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of... Keep Reading
