Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you...
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
Look, I had to top last year’s April Fool’s joke. And although perhaps you were less shocked this time, I...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax and...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
Being a niche blog, and one dedicated to something that a percentage of inhabitants of earth refuse to even talk...
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out...
The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
WARNING! Adult content ahead!!!!!! if u are offended by sex products do not scroll down! This is a review of...
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of...
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
