The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Look, I had to top last year’s April Fool’s joke. And although perhaps you were less shocked this time, I...
WARNING! Adult content ahead!!!!!! if u are offended by sex products do not scroll down! This is a review of...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax and...
