Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
WARNING! Adult content ahead!!!!!! if u are offended by sex products do not scroll down! This is a review of...
Look, I had to top last year’s April Fool’s joke. And although perhaps you were less shocked this time, I...
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax and...
Being a niche blog, and one dedicated to something that a percentage of inhabitants of earth refuse to even talk...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of...
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
