Look, I had to top last year’s April Fool’s joke. And although perhaps you were less shocked this time, I...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax and...
So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential...
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...
Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you...
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out...
